My girl looked so pretty and hot, that when we both got drunk, all we wanted to do was get into bed and make love to each other.
That went on for a few nights.
It was like, Can you at least do anything? The people who saw the first instance of bubbling, by the way, were maybe not as enthused as the young man in question.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? Learn how to say no in whatever way you know how.